A story happened yesterday, a story that for various reasons I cannot get into here. Drink a beer with me and I will tell it to you.
I am quite hungover today. I am without a phone. I am without this particular phone until November. A long story that maybe I can talk about in November here. In the meantime, I need to buy a new phone, which I am none too excited about, and which is another huge expense that I don’t want to have to deal with.
There is homework to do. The guy who makes sandwiches at my local deli seems like he hates me less and less each time I go there. Life is absolutely absurd, by the way. I wouldn’t have it any other way, though maybe have it be just a little less absurd if it meant I still had my phone.