conan, i love you. i can still remember when our relationship first started around 9th grade, and i would try staying up till 12:30 every night to watch your show with the volume turned down super low so my parents wouldn't here. conan, we started off when i still thought 12:30 was late.(bending down on one knee, of course)
conan, i've loved you since the day we met, so many years ago. will you marry me?